A Bit Of Intercourse!

The towns in this area of Pennsylvania sure do have odd names. Paradise, Brick-In-Hand, Virginville, Blue Ball and my personal favorite Intercourse. I arrived at Intercourse late in the afternoon. All the shops were closing! A woman at a local supermarket told me that in Intercourse "they roll up the sidewalks at 5 O'Clock." Thankfully I got there in time to buy a couple of "I Love Intercourse" tchotchkes. However, I have been left wanting... wanting more Intercourse! Intercourse is for me!

I had no interest in Blue Ball...